Mar 09 2010

First steps to phone insanity: Irish Flute Ringtones

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Recently, Jessica and I took the plunge into Cell Phone land. After years of working without them, it was becoming evident that my business work was suffering a bit. Also, since we don’t have long distance on our house phone, Jessica wasn’t talking with her family as much as she wanted. So, after a grudging decision, we jumped in.

Jess didn’t want a smart phone. Just a regular phone without a bunch of bells and whistles. Me? Because I’m such a geek, I jumped straight into the Android Open Source operating system world with a Motorola Cliq.

Mostly, it’s because I do a lot of things that warrant a certain amount of information accessibility. But it’s also because I just like to play with computers, and the smart phones of today are more powerful computers than I was programming on 15 years ago. Amazing.

Still, the most fun I’ve had with it so far is not really techy at all. It’s something that phones have had for a long time: Custom ringtones.

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Feb 26 2010

I’m the guy your mother warned you about

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So I’m walking down the street last night. It’s dark, and I’m walking fast because I’m meeting my fair Jessica [...]

Feb 23 2010

Surface Tension, Cat Spit, & Friends

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Here’s a story. It’s apropos of nothing, but I’ve been too busy to write enough here, so I thought [...]

Feb 12 2010

The Deep Joke

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I have this habit of playing a silly game that I call “The Deep Joke.” The name is a bit [...]

Feb 01 2010

Music As Listening

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I have this common statement that I make that’s actually an inside joke that I think only I get. Whenever [...]

John Metta

Greetings! I’m John Metta, writer, hydrologist, programmer, and a digger of all things tech nestled snugly in the Columbia River Gorge (i.e. Heaven). This blog started as a test bed for programming social media apps, but eventually became something that, for whatever reason, people actually read. In fact, people read it so much that I had to create a whole other blog called Mettaprogramming for the geeky stuff I write. Feel free to email me at or contact me on Twitter @mettadore.

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