Feb 20 2009
#IP5: Don’t Read This Post (It’ll take a month to finish it)
What are you doing here? Can’t you read?
I mean, I wrote that it would take me longer to finish it! It was in the title!
Did you think I was being ironic or something? Did you think that was some kind of allegory?
Why would you click a link to read something that specifically tells you not to read it? Do you think you’re being lead on a wild goose chase or something!?
Go away, I’m working on it. It was a lot for me to digest. There’s nothing to see here!
Go away.
Go on. Go1
- *PST* Come ‘ere, I’ll let you in on a secret. The entire point of this post was merely to practice my writing to try and make it succinct (or is that “concise?”), make sure there are no stupid misspellings, make sure I used words like “irony” correctly and left out words that I don’t really understand, ensure that sound structure flows well and, most importantly, write what I know about in an easy to read fashion where devices like run-on sentences are only used when they would make an appropriately poignant point- all in an attempt to impress Melissa Lion and make her believe that I can write well. Don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. [↩]
